Your Mother’s Good Child 他妈的好孩子 Graphic T-Shirt | Singapore Slang Streetwear Unisex Tee

Price range: $37.80 through $45.80

“他妈的好孩子 (You are Mother’s Good Child)” sounds supportive.

But in Singapore, it usually means somebody just made a mistake big enough to become family history.

Spill Milo on the sofa? 他妈的好孩子.

Lose your homework? 他妈的好孩子.

Touch something your mother already said don’t touch? Wah, finished.

It is the ultimate Singaporean parent skill.

Sounding calm while emotionally destroying you.

One sentence.

Zero compliments.

Full power disappointment.

This design turns classic Asian childhood memories into wearable local comedy.

Authentically designed and sustainably produced in Singapore, each piece is made on demand in small batches.

Why you’ll love it

  • Unisex Asian fit designed for comfortable, everyday wear
  • Soft, breathable 190gsm 100% siro yarn cotton
    • Dual-strand structure similar to doubled (2-ply) yarn
    • Stronger, smoother, and significantly less hairy than conventional yarns
    • Better abrasion resistance and shape retention
  • Premium fabric decoration using professional-grade printing and materials
  • Each piece is lovingly and sustainably handmade in Singapore, produced locally in small, on-demand batches with attention to detail

Made for

People who accidentally become family disappointment before breakfast

Kids who hear “good child” in the most threatening tone possible

Tshirt Singapore Size Guide

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Product technical specifications

  • Material: 100% pre-shrunk bio-washed cotton, 190gsm⁠
  • Type: short sleeve crew neck
  • Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL, 7XL, 8XL
  • Color: White, Black, Red, Navy Blue
  • Gender: Unisex, Men, Women
  • Print: Vinyl or DTG

Adult Tshirt Material

  • Short sleeve Tshirt made from 100% pre-shrunk bio-washed cotton, 190gsm (for sizes XS to 3XL only)
  • Short sleeve T-shirt made from 100% fully-combed cotton (for sizes 4XL to 8XL only)
  • Long sleeve T-shirt made from 100% cotton, 160gsm (for sizes XS to 3XL only)

Care for fabric

In order to preserve the design on your tshirt print, we recommend the following product care guidelines:

  • DO NOT DRYCLEAN.
  • Always turn your t-shirt inside out before washing. This reduces the wear-and-tear of the teeshirt printed design and preserves it longer.
  • Wash similar coloured clothes together. This is to prevent colour leeching from dark coloured clothes to light coloured clothes.
  • Wash in cold (30 Degrees Celsius or below) water, either machine wash or by hand. Using hot water might cause shirt printed designs to leech colours.
  • DO NOT BLEACH, avoid using softeners. Bleach can cause colours to run, and softeners may affect vinyl designs print on the tshirt.
  • Avoid using hot dryers. The high level of heat may cause shrinkage of garments, and may affect vinyl designs. When possible, dry your tee shirt under the shade with minimal direct contact with sunlight as prolonged exposure to UV rays will cause colours to fade.
  • Iron on low, and always iron the shirt turned inside out so as not to iron directly on print.

Hand-made Streetwear in Singapore by Singaporeans (of imported parts)

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